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Battle Burgers!

May 31, 2010

So it’s been another long time between posts, but for this one I pulled out all the stops.  I’m entered in the fifth battle this year on Foodie Fights – Battle Burger, so I tried to come up with something not only delicious, but also different from anything out there.  I love Mark Bittman’s column, The Minimalist, and when the battle was announced to be burgers, on the same day he posted a couple of burger recipes that push the envelope beyond just straight up ground beef.  Not wanting to crib from such a widely read column in a competition, I didn’t do any of those, but used it as a jumping-off point to create what I am dubbing Rudebwoy Surf and Turf Burgers.  Surf and Turf because the meat is a mixture of  beef and shrimp that I ground in a food processor (a recent acquisition after my grandmother got a new one for Mothers’ Day) and rdebwoy because they are seasoned with Jamaican-inspired jerk spices and dressed with banana mayonnaise.  I served them up to a bunch of my friends at a cookout and they were a huge hit.  I’m usually something of a purist as far as burgers go; this was my first time making them with any kind of seasonings in the meat mixture, and definitely the first time serving them without ketchup and mustard, but they were phenomenal.  Even though a real rasta wouldn’t touch these due to the shrimp, these burgers had a great spicy Caribbean flavor complemented perfectly with the creamy and slightly sweet banana mayonnaise.  Beef and shrimp may be a bit of a non-sequitur, but if you won’t take my word for how great they were, you can check out the reaction shots!



Chickpeas in Tomato Yogurt

February 26, 2010

Indian food is one of my absolute favorites, and while it’s basically easy to just make up an approximation of a curry by stirfrying some vegetables with curry powder and coconut milk, I feel like every time I try to make Indian food for myself and my friends that it always has this kind of amateur-ish, illegit quality to it, analogous to that fruity yeast-y taste that homebrewed beer can have.  This, on the other hand, is nothing of the sort.


I want those Risotto brothers dead!

October 14, 2009

Acorn Squash Risotto

I’m back again!  I know that in the movie, it’s probably the Rosato brothers, but whenever I watch Frankie Pentangeli gripe to Michael, I always imagine him just having a real big problem with some guys who just make risotto all the time because of how trendy and popular it is.  Or was I guess, it’s not 2006 any more.  Or 2004.  I guess I was thinking something along the lines of the “risotto wars” between Onstad and Téodor chronicled beginning here in his blog.  Judging from the food trends these days (and by food trends I mean what they make on Top Chef always), maybe it would be the Ceviche brothers.  What am I talking about?  Anyways, tonight I made a risotto with some acorn squash.



April 29, 2009

Farfalle Primavera with Ramp Pesto

Well it looks like today is going to be another double post day, because I’ve been meaning to throw this one up since I made it the day before yesterday and I wanted to post it before I wrote about the soup I made this morning.  This one is another super-trendy entry, by my estimation at least, judging from all the stuff I’ve seen on Taste Spotting and Foodgawker with ramps in it, but oh well.


I have Spring fever

April 21, 2009

Springtime Bulgur Salad

You know the story:  Every year, on May second, Sean Kingston pokes his head out of his hole and if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of rain.  But if he doesn’t…

This is no joke.  The weather here has been kind of variable, but I have all the symptoms anyways.  I’m talking allergies AND the urge to mate.  Pollen’s got my sinuses all kinds of jammed up with headaches and nasty nuclear green snot, but I still just want to go around quoting Marvin Gaye lyrics to girls in oversized sunglasses.


Get your kind veggie burritos, man

April 20, 2009

Kind veggie burrito

As a kid I went to a lot of Phish shows, and from Red Rocks to Oswego, this refrain could be heard all through the parking lots, shouted by greasy-dreaded whiteboys with Coleman tailgate grills and hand-lettered cardboard signs, hawking sloppily thrown-together burritos filled with God knows what.  Never would I have imagined back then that I would be make for myself food somewhat in the vein of this product I so reviled and associated with the stigma of neo-hippies stumbling and juggling devil sticks amid the carnival-reminiscent sounds of third-generation Grateful Dead dubs and the screech of nitrous tanks and constant haze of cigarette and weed smoke and pink taillights.  So, apropos of today’s date, I present my own Diggity Dank Kind Veggie Burritos!


I’m back (with veggie burgers)!

April 5, 2009

Black Bean Veggie Burger

Okay, so it’s been a real long time since I updated this thing.  There’s been a lot of personal nonsense going on in the past couple of months and even though I have a backlog of pictures for posts on my computer, I haven’t really had the inclination to put anything up here.  Until today that is.

It’s spring!

I am so pumped about the beautiful sunny weather and all the great stuff it brings with it: IPAs, frisbee golf, playing with dogs outside, gardening, and grilling.  A couple friends and I just signed a lease for a gorgeous apartment in the city with a little vegetable plot out back and a beautiful west-facing balcony for us to warm our faces on as we sip crispy summer beers and gorge ourselves on all kinds of foods charred over hot coals.  In anticipation for that and an upcoming camping trip in Allegany State Park, I made a huge batch of veggie burgers today (well bean burgers anyways) and I daresay they came out really well.

See, I’ve never made anything like this before; I’ve always been content with burgers made of ground up cow or turkey flesh, but after reading Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma, I’ve really tried to limit the amount of meat I take in.  It’s not that I’m against eating meat in theory, I still love the stuff and I certainly see myself eating it in the future (there is a place nearby that sells grass-finished meat seasonally called the Freeman Homestead that I’m planning on checking out), but for now in an effort to be healthier, reduce my carbon footprint and support local farmers I’m trying to cut back on meat as much as I can as well as buying locally whenever possible.  So expect to see a lot more vegetarian-oriented stuff on here (you’re welcome, Devon)!

Black beans in a Cuisinart

Black Bean and Corn Veggie Burgers


2 15-ounce cans of black beans

4 eggs

1/2 an onion, somewhere between a chop and a dice

3 cloves of garlic roughly chopped

1/4 cup pulled apart roasted red pepper (I just finished off a jar I had open)

pinch of salt

1 t. ground cumin

cayenne pepper

chipotle pepper flakes

1/2 cup chopped parsley

1 1/2 cups corn kernels

1 1/2 cups breadcrumbs

1 cup grated cheese (I used cheddar)


Drain and rinse the black beans and put them in your food processor with the eggs, the pepper, onion, garlic, salt, cumin, cayenne, and chipotle flakes.  Really just throw in whatever you want.  I just happened to have those things on hand, these are so versatile though you can just go nuts.  I wished I had some canned chipotles in adobo or something, but alack.

Most of the ingredients

Just pulse all this stuff a few times until it’s kind of smooth, but not so smooth as you would want hummus.  This is your main batter so to speak, and once you’ve got all the corn and breadcrumbs and everything in to bind it, you want it to have sort of a meatloaf-y consistency, you know like ground meat or…wait for it…hamburger.

The batter

Now add the parsley and pulse just once or twice more to mix it all together and dump the whole thing out into a bowl.  Stir in the corn and then mix in the breadcrumbs and cheese.  You might want to use your hands for this part and use more or less of either until you get the right consistency.  Remember: think hamburger.

Right before the cheese goes in

At this point you can shape the batter into patties and bake them on some parchment paper at 450 or cook them on a grill pan or a griddle like in a diner.  I just made a couple for my mom and I for lunch, then froze the rest for Allegany.  I don’t know how it’ll work, I just kind of formed them into the burgers and wrapped them in Saran Wrap.  We’ll see when they defrost.  Anyways, pretty much every ingredient is optional and can be substituted or swapped out.  The only things you really need I think are the eggs and some kind of bread crumbs or bulghar or something to act as binders.  I want to do some more with chickpeas and pine nuts and maybe even feta cheese or something like Mediterranean inspired. These ones I served on just some shiny buns we had with some spinach and this sauce from a local dairy.  It’s like yogurt with chile and mustard in it and it went perfectly with these veggie burgers.  I know that you can get the stuff at Wegmans in the Buffalo area as well as some places in New York.  I highly recommend it.  Their website is here.

Veggie burer with awesome yogurt sauce

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Ruuuuuuuude Pad Thai

January 29, 2009

Pad Thai

Touch my ass if you’re qualified.

Sometimes you’ve got to listen to Midnite Vultures and make insane pad thai in the deadest part of winter.  It’s looking like Thursday is becoming my night to treat myself with tasty food and hilarious comedies.  Well, maybe the Office isn’t really hilarious any more, but I have a new appreciation for 30 Rock and that’s going strong.  Even Kath & Kim happens upon a good gag from time to time (i.e. Kim: “Ugh, you guys should just elope!” Kath (holding a canteloupe): “We can’t elope, Kim!”)  All right, anyway, I decided to make pad thai as pantry sort of a night dish.  We had a couple limes, some old rice sticks, and some pork that needed using.  After picking up some cilantro at the store, we were all set.  I followed a recipe from the July 2002 issue of Cooks Illustrated, and it came out as perfect as I have ever gotten pad thai.  No sticky, gummy noodles, no overly fishy or sour sauce, no too huge chunks of un-scrambled egg.  This shit was straight rude, seriously just icky good.  The sweet, sour, and spicy flavors were all really well balanced and the noodles were deliciously tender and homogenously combined with the peanuts and scallions and crispy mung bean sprouts.  I could eat this pad thai until it came out my ears.  Dawn Yanagihara, I owe you one girl.  It also synergized just right with Beck’s sexy, funky, nasty album, which I listened to as I prepped dinner.  This guy’s got so many faces, but nothing of his beats this CD, it’s like Prince and Prince Paul teamed up to build a robot out of some pots and pans and a GameBoy and ran the whole thing with a twisted up rubber band like those balsawood planes.  Maybe because pad thai is also sexy, funky, and nasty, but they compliment each other perfectly.  Someone should hire me to be some kind of music sommelier to tell you things like if you’re eating one of those brie wrapped in puff pastry things, you should be listening to “Let It Die” by Feist (depending, that is, on what beer or wine you’ve paired it with).

But back to the pad thai.  I guess the main thing here is the importance of the mise en place.  Get everything together before you start cooking, because it all cooks so fast that you really just need to be able to grab and go.  Mise en place, if you don’t know, is the French phrase for having everything together before you start cooking.  You know how on TV, they have all the  ramequins so they don’t ever measure anything and they just dump the stuff in and chuck them into the sink?  Mise en place.

The mise en place

Here is the mise en place from tonight’s pad thai.  This might not even totally qualify because the noodles were in a bowl of hot water in the sink at this point and the pork was marinating.  Also, as you can see I am not Ming Tsai or Rachel Ray; I do not have a huge set of matching ramequins.

As far as changing this dish, shrimp is really good in it (I just happened to have pork), as is tofu.  You might want to increase the amount of fish sauce or cayenne pepper slightly to your taste, and also if you are one of those people, you can use tamarind instead of the lime juice.  I didn’t because I don’t have tamarind.  Supposedly, it is better and more authentic.

Pad Thai

Pad Thai


Small pork tenderloin

pinch five spice

Juice of 1 lime

1/3 cup of water

5 tablespoons fish sauce

2 tablespoon rice vinegar

3 tablespoons brown sugar

1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

4 tablespoons peanut or vegetable oil

8 ounces dried rice stick noodles, about 1/8″ wide

2 large eggs

pinch salt

3 garlic cloves

6 tablespoons chooped roasted unsalted peanuts

8 oz. package bean sprouts

6 scallions, green parts sliced thin on a bias

White parts of 3 of the scallions, minced

1/4 cup loosely packed cilantro leaves


Cut pork into small strips and marinate in 2 tablespoons fish sauce, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and five spice for about an hour.

Cover rice sticks with hot tap water in large bowl; soak until softened, pliable, and limp but not fully tender, about 20 minutes.  Use this time to prepare the other ingredients.  Beat the eggs and a pinch of salt in a small bowl and set aside.  Stir lime juice, remaining fish sauce and rice vinegar, sugar, cayenne, and 2 tablespoons oil into water and set aside.  Drain noodles and set aside.

Heat 1 tablespoon oil in 12-inch skillet (preferably nonstick) over high heat until just beginning to smoke, about 2 minutes.  Add pork and cook, tossing occasionally, until pork is carmelized on the outside and cooked all the way through, about 3 minutes.  Transfer pork to a plate and set aside.

Off heat, add remaining tablespoon oil to skillet and swirl to coat; add garlic and white part of scallions, set skillet over medium heat and cook, stirring constantly until light golden brown, about 1 1/2 minutes; add eggs to skillet and stir vigorously with wooden spoon until scrambled and barely moist, about 20 seconds.  Add noodles to eggs and toss with 2 wooden spoons to combine.  Pour fish sauce mixture over noodles, increase heat to high, and cook, tossing constantly, until noodles are evenly coated.  Scatter 1/4 cup  peanuts, bean sprouts, all but 1/4 cup scallion greens, and cooked pork over noodles; continue to cook, tossing constantly until noodles are tender, about 2 1/2 minutes.

Transfer noodles to serving dish, sprinkle with remaining scallions, 2 tablespoons peanuts and cilantro; serve immediately.

Makes 4  servings.

Pad Thai

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Chicken Finger Sub

January 25, 2009

Chicken Finger Sub

I Googled chicken finger subs before writing this because I wasn’t sure if this was solely a Buffalo-area phenomenon or not.  It appears to be pretty much isolated to Western New York, which sort of makes sense, although the rest of the nation is seriously missing out. I used to work at a pizzeria and sub shop and if you’re not from here, you would not believe how popular they are.  You can walk into any Jim’s Steakout location, even at 3 in the morning, and find the place cram-jammed with people seeking these hot, crunchy, spicy fingers with  Buffalo wing or barbecue sauce.  They’re complimented with creamy bleu cheese dressing slathered all over a sub roll and topped with shredded lettuce, onions, and tomatoes.  These things are probably my guiltiest pleasure; they are so delicious as a Friday night kind of dinner with some Dr. Pepper or Cherry Coke or something and even better as a hung-over Sunday kind of thing where you don’t even eat until 4 in the afternoon.  There is something about getting down in your PJs and unwrapping that white paper blotched with glops of bleu cheese dressing run through with bright red-orange veins of hot sauce and reviewing your notes or something.  Fat kid heaven; seriously next level shit.

I decided to make my own with the baguette I made to eat on Thursday while I watched the Office and 30 Rock.  The Buffalo wing sauce is usually made with some vinegar-based chili pepper sauce like Frank’s Red Hot, but I switched that out for Sriracha.  This stuff is seriously spicy and is so great on nearly anything, it was a perfect fit for a chicken finger sub and would be awesome on some chicken wings.  I also didn’t have any bleu cheese dressing, so I made my own out of Greek yogurt, mayonnaise, and these bleu cheese chunks I had in my fridge:
Rosenborg Bleu Cheese

This stuff is out of control, crazy good and could be used on anything you want bleu cheese for.  I don’t know where it came from, but we’ve had it for a while and it is still great.  Lastly, I didn’t have any lettuce to shred for the sub, so I just used baby spinach and it was great.  Washed down with a crispy, hoppy Southern Tier IPA and a healthy dose of Jack Donaghy, this is a hell of a dinner for a once-fat kid now grown.

Chicken Finger Sub

Chicken Finger Sub


Sub roll or baguette cut in half

shredded lettuce

thinly sliced onions

tomatoes (optional)

Chicken fingers:

1 boneless, skinless chicken breast pounded flat and cut into 2 or 3  “fingers”

1 egg

3/4 cup panko breadcrumbs



1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil


2 tablespoons melted butter

2 1/2 tablespoons Sriracha

Bleu cheese dressing:

1 tablespoon Greek yogurt

1 tablespoon mayonnaise

blue cheese cubes, chunks, or crumbles



Mix the sauce ingredients together until fully incorporated, adjusting the proportion to your taste.  1 1/2: 1 is pretty spicy, you might want to decrease the amount of Sriracha to make it more mild.

Mix the bleu cheese dressing ingredients together.

Beat the egg and season with salt and pepper.  Dredge the chicken fingers in the egg mixture, and then coat them with breadcrumbs.  Heat the oil over medium-high heat and pan-fry the chicken fingers until they’re golden brown on each side.

Lightly toast the baguette or sub roll.


Dip the chicken fingers in the sauce and put them on the roll.  Top them with lettuce or spinach, onions, and tomatoes if you want them. Liberally spread some bleu cheese dressing on the top of the roll and make it into a sandwich.

This isn’t rocket science.

Makes 1 chicken finger sub.
Chicken Finger Sub

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The gnocchi experiment

January 19, 2009

Gnocchi Carbonara

I was actually thinking of naming this blog Big Gnocchi Plates at one time, the idea being that is in the same hypothetical Ghostface song name vein, but I had never made gnocchi before, and haven’t even liked it much in the past.  Anyways, I got to thinking about gnocchi lately (after hearing an anecdote about a woman at the nursing home where my friend works who was convinced that her family had been there and made gnocchi and sang songs and from seeing Tyler Florence do it on TV), and so I decided to give it a go.  I’ve also been thinking about carbonara lately, and an eggy, bacony, cheesey sauce seemed the perfect breakfast for dinner-y accompaniment to a potato pasta.  Besides bacon, potatoes, and eggs are all things that I have and the idea of getting my mom to eat raw eggs is extremely appealing to me.

In the end, the whole thing was pretty lackluster.  The gnocchi were a little tough and a lot misshapen, and I didn’t have enough cheese so the sauce was thin and sort of eggy.  The taste wasn’t bad, just a little bit bland.  I think if I were to do it again in the same proportions, I would use an egg less in the sauce and one and a half times the cheese.  Also, some fresh herbs like basil or parsley in the gnocchi would really knock this out I think.  I’m going to post the recipe as I did do it,  rather than how I would next time.

Gnocchi all formed up

Gnocchi Carbonara



4 small potatoes

1 1/2 cups all purpose flour

1 teaspoon salt

2 eggs beaten

Carbonara sauce:

1/4 lb. bacon cut into lardons (you can use pancetta or guanciale if you are the kind of person that has these things)

3 eggs beaten

1/2 cup pecorino romano cheese

freshly ground pepper


Preheat your oven to 450.  Wash the potatoes and prick them all over with a fork.  Bake them for an hour.

Halve the potatoes and scoop out the insides and run them through a ricer onto a marble surface or into a bowl.  Allow to cool for about a minute and then add 3/4 cup flour, eggs, and salt.

Work the potatoes, flour, eggs, and salt together into a sticky dough and knead in pinches of flour until it is dry and smooth.  Make the dough into a ball.  Don’t knead them too much though or they will become tough and dense.

Gnocchi dough

Pull off handfulls from the dough ball and roll them into long snakes.  With a fork, cut off bite-sized pieces and holding it by the small sides, roll the tines of the fork over it to make it look like gnocchi.  This is hard to get down and only about a third of mine ended up looking right.  The rest were like little buff turds.  Lay them all out on a piece of parchment paper until they’re all formed.

Little buff turds

Set a big pot of salted water on the stove to boil.

While waiting for the water to boil, render the bacon and crips up the bits in a skillet and then remove the pan from heat (I took it outside and stuck the bottom in the snow for a couple seconds to really cool it down).

When the water reaches a rolling boil, add the gnocchi in batches.  Fish them out with a slotted spoon once they start to float and put them in a bowl.

Reheat the bacon and add 1/2 cup of the cooking water.  Toss in the gnocchi, the cheese, and the eggs.  Toss it all together until it’s warmed through and incorporated and add plenty of pepper.

Serve in warmed pasta bowls with more pepper and cheese to taste.

Makes 4 – 6 servings.

Gnocchi Carbonara

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